Early morning confusion and drama king

over the monitor I hear: "AYE!!!!!" (he watches just a bit too much of The Office).
this being my cue that he's awake, I go up to get him out of his crib. as soon as I open his door he says "Go to Target?" Me: No, not right now buddy. Noah: Target is CLOSED! Me: yes, they're closed. You want out of your crib yet?
Noah nods and reaches for me, but gets a static shock. I set him on the floor and he glares at me, grabs his head and says.... MOMMA STABBED ME IN THE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i can't say he doesn't get the dramatics from me.