To clarify:

-driving with open sunroof(unless you're steve, in which case you should never open your sunroof again).

I work with(mostly) a great bunch of people. We have fun together, we tell stories. and the story from last week was Steve driving with his sun roof open. Friday after work he went to his car and discovered he had a flat tire. He went to happy hour for a bit and then had a friend drop him off back at the garage. He put the donut on the car and drove home. Saturday morning he had to go get a new tire for the car. It was a beautiful morning, so he had the windows open and the sun roof down. He was flying down the highway, doing about 60-65...and a bird crapped on him- straight through the sun roof.

The story cracked me up then, and it still does now. But, I'm leaving my sun roof on the 'vent' setting for awhile. :-)